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Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
  • northmiamigoon:

dam long ass relationship

    mydogsnokes:

    i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

    nights-of-war:

nash-grier:

Eye see you

Fuck off
    egnerdies:

nash-grier:

Eye see you

why do you hate gay people

    1103-bakers-street:

    cryingbloodviolently:

    redpancla:

    when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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    I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR

    HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO

    I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN

    I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE

    armadildo

    jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re
    sophmoreslump:

a teenage vow in a parking lot

    robotmango:

    gooqueen:

    every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

    ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

    lots to look forward to

    doctorsherlocklokison:

    im-depressed-but-funny:

    unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

    For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

    This is why punctuation was created

    gay8:

    euo:

    j5h:

    precumming:

    I feel like everyone has it in their mind that coke is better than Pepsi but if you sit down with an open mind and drink Pepsi it’s so much better

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    britney got a pepsi cup in that gif try again!

    Did Beyoncé ever do a Coke commercial? Who can Coke even get? Taylor Swift?

    elizabitchtaylor:

    I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

    What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

    I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!